Panexa. Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.
Personally I like this one too…
Oh, that’s awesome, and obviously written by somebody in the business.
It would be funny if it wasn’t so true.
“Do not taunt PANEXA.”
LOL—reference to my favorite SNL mock-commercial:
Hilarious… this couldn’t be more true. I wonder how many hypochondriacs run to their doctors every time they see a drug commercial.
Have you read the side effects of those drugs though? “May cause nausia, diarrhea, vomiting, stomach cramps…”
And you thought the symptoms of your condition were bad… just wait until you get the side effects of “getting better.”
I always liked what Bill Maher said about this …
“Ask your doctor? ASK your DOCTOR? Once you ask your doctor, isn’t your doctor basically just a drug dealer?”
“PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-530”
Funny stuff. It gets better the farther down you read.
MERD is obviously the French subsidiary of Shetty Pharmaceuticals. Hilarious.
Pediatric use: Expired PANEXA may be disposed of by feeding to children in a bowl with milk.
Wow, I just realized that it’s a fake drug. ;)
ashamed to be working in the pharma industry …
I always liked SNL’s ad for the fake drug Homocil:
LOLóreference to my favorite SNL mock-commercial:
MH - that was a good one, haha!
experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion.
And sadly, Tony, it really is just about true, and I bet you could find something along the lines of it on a bottle of pills.
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